Faux cross Edition: I want to play football _ Liu to

Cross in their own comic Duan, once said that he was ready to practice football, coach looked at him surprised, after telling him that you have more than Diego Maradona also excellent quality, but only two things, one is your left leg, one in your right leg ... Zezheng? hit row does not? I don't have to! no, that's become a go direct zhengzhihua Paralympics. 13 August evening talk never guess of China National Olympic team over-age player liweifeng, actually very wise to say a sentence in this life only words are: "now have two things to stop the Chinese team rushed out of Asia: one was his left foot, one in his right foot. " This time, it is estimated that want to cut his and other national Olympic team players feet of estimates will not be small. Liweifeng really is very brave! liweifeng, 14 August, published by the New York Times article on the referenced, the Chinese love football, love their team? "asked also ask not " New York Times "of this article said:" the Chinese soccer team always like a riddle shrouded in mystery — the country's own funds, population and fans, to the establishment of a world class teams. But now it seems they made little success. In our interview on fans, some fans even told us, ' our team of technology is not how it is, but our players of Kung Fu is very good. ’”中国“功夫足球”，果然名不虚传。 In practice, external training outrageousness! found a post on the Internet, an Internet user's original, cross should get him to write the comic ... Cross : man that many Yu Qian : Hey, I have full cross : to highlight the next to me, our famous comic artist Yu Qian : dare to cross : ass-him Yu Qian : ass-him! at! cross :?, horse owners to them Yu Qian : Ma did read, Ah, to the donkey, dry ditch to cross : Yu Qian. Comic said so well Yu Qian : you too award cross : hometown show special happy Yu Qian : Home: cross : some time ago has been in the field, a long time since I met with everyone, I think the blame lies with Yu Qian : match race than what you? cross : you don't know this time let's State doing? Yu Qian : at the Olympics! cross : that is, the Olympics is not just the game you Yu Qian : Oh, sounds that you participate in the Olympic Games to cross?: do you think you know me? Yu Qian : don't know cross : illiterate! read newspaper TV normally not? Yu Qian : look, it's not noticed you Ah. You are doing? cross : I---I am---my career I was ashamed of greatness, afraid to frighten you Yu Qian : you venture to say, not at me cross : then I can really say Ah Yu Qian : you say you say cross : I am a football player! you say this thing, which is the argument? Yu Qian : Oh, you are playing football.　　 Cross : or I'll give you a sign? Yu Qian : you don't, you're not an Beckham, I want your signature to use AH cross : really don't? don't regret Ah. And so I made a name for himself as a star can be. You have no place for me to Yu Qian : then I diligently to bar ran point, perhaps can meet your cross : Yeah Yeah, we live in very familiar with, you have kicked the ball? Yu Qian : who! national people all know where to find you, Ah, media daily news! cross: you also do not know it, in fact, I've not played football for Yu Qian : that you are doing? cross : I graduated from junior high school, in a bath Center work Yu Qian : you first, and so on! family bath Center to you of such children? law would not allow me cross : en ~ ~ ~, not small, that year I was 21 Yu Qian : you only lower secondary school, 21 cross : you Ah, 7-year-old started school, elementary school 8 years junior 6-year, 21: Yu Qian : you stay in school time however long cross : bath Center stem for some time I discovered a problem Yu Qian : found what the problem was? cross : this is a rich man Yu Qian : that is, ordinary people have to go to the bathhouse child cross : lived building, driving a car, I'm rich! when I can go so rich? Yu Qian : you can own efforts 　　M > cross : in my life, I was caught in an elegant Yu Qian : who caught? cross: your father Yu Qian : my father went to that place? cross : not only or our VIP, Miss all of casual he points Yu Qian : Hey Hey Hey, this is not a cross : old Wang Yu Qian's father, the old man- Yu Qian : you 'll! my name to the King, my father's surname? cross : the father Yu Qian : which! a! cross : in the old. This man is really a good man Yu Qian : good guys have to go to that place? cross : evening, Ah, the old finish sauna, steaming into the massage room, pointed at me and said: degang, degang, come, come in and give me a pinch pinch Yu Qian : let you squeeze? cross: I also wonder ..., heart says he is going to change? Yu Qian: what a mess of Ah cross : into the massage room, he has been lying massage chairs. I just give him a pinch, he asked me: degang, I see you wore, what troubles, I talk with brother. Yu Qian : brother? this is what seniority in the family! cross : I said that he, as a matter of fact you said, I was plugging unbearably. Do you think this is a residential building, a car, I'm going to be rich? he said don't worry, I show you the road, you go to play football! Yu Qian : football can have money? cross : nor can it be said that you have become a wrist to make a fortune. I said the old man, I heard about the football is young in the practice of foot in school, and ten years is not capable of lumber, you say I've never rehearsed, that? the old saying that you tube that's it, I give you referrals of individual safe deposit you can play on the ball! Yu Qian : my father was quite have the ability cross : to say that the old working efficiency is high, a few days will give the people find me here Yu Qian :? cross : a football club's boss! Yu Qian : still a great cross : the boss saw me just ask: are you, Ah, wants to play football? I said was is that you look at the first meeting, I didn't prepare what gifts, or I get a girl to you according to the press. Gets a hand: no Yu Qian : quite decent cross : just press the finish Yu Qian : Hey, white boast a cross : you said that your basic information. I say you look at my junior high school are barely graduated, my stupid, or when a white collar or anything, it was OK for shenzigu doing a manual. The CEO to the happy broke Yu Qian : happy? cross :! you are graduating! that put our team is the most highly educated! Yu Qian : junior high school is the most highly educated man, and their team are a bunch of illiterate Ah cross : I hear you on primary school with a 14 years? I said was is that the President thought for a moment, said: in accordance with your experience, your best suited to playing back Yu Qian : why? cross : you want to, Ah, farm all position, and psychological ability most demanding that the Defender. As long as they are people into the ball fans reviled for you. If mental quality is not good, not to let the fans hanging a curse? Yu Qian : justified 　　 cross : in this way, I became the Chengdu cow Club of a player Yu Qian : this name so strange? cross : the Manager was selling milk Yu Qian : no wonder it cross : the team I subtly swear: be sure to take learning to other players, trying to improve their skills Yu Qian : should the cross : but over time I find, is not that thing Yu Qian :?　　 Cross : they won't play, full of money. They say our team goalkeeper, 800 degrees of myopia, the farm with the blind. Sometimes people have the balls into his also in that arrangement defensive Yu Qian : the eyes have had almost cross : to say most powerful or our striker Yu Qian : finally have a kick in the cross : If someone didn't goalkeeper, he game can enter both Yu Qian : not only into both goalkeepers? what if a goalkeeper? cross : goalkeeper he does not have the same Yu Qian : purely a display cross : half a season, I have the honor of becoming our team's best shooter Yu Qian : Hey, you're not playing back? how do you best shooter? cross : I went to a lot of black ball Yu Qian : Hi, got in the way cross : coach had developed a warSurgery to specialized tightly I Yu Qian : you better than the other striker threats more cross : every time the game before you start, the other players are cordial and I shook hands with Yu Qian : that Yes, pointed at you as they score? cross Nevertheless,: team-mates on I still have feelings. 　　My birthday that day, collective gave me a gift Yu Qian : sent? cross : compass Yu Qian : that is to let you understand the goal of cross : thus, in our whole team-mates, after the end of the season, our team finally — — — — Yu Qian : won! cross : downgrade! Yu Qian : Hi cross : boss a angry, put our team to dissolve the Yu Qian : the percentage of dissolved 二百五 team cross : team a dissolution, I lost my job again Yu Qian : hurry up to it cross : just then, the opportunity is here! Yu Qian : what opportunities? cross : Beijing Olympic Games opening! Yu Qian : I advise you dismiss the idea that participation in the Olympic games that are both powerful players, you Ah, itis! cross : you said it was the other projects, like the football may not Yu Qian : why didn't like football? do you think people Brazil Argentina, that is the guru! cross : I can Joneses Ah, go to kick the can into our several Yu Qian : this is the fact cross : eyes watched the game day getting closer to our country's Football Association President but with a anxious.　　 Yu Qian : Football Association President are? cross : the President is a legend Yu Qian : how a legendary method? cross : the Chea President not just deaf and dumb, especially love on the hips and muscle, occasionally also first PEAR on several poems poetry Yu Qian : he is not a dumb yet, how would the Bard? cross : how to say his legendary! as long as it is and the Chinese men's soccer linked, and will not be able to infer a common sense, when they are a bunch of freaks and Yu Qian : what did he urgently? cross : can not worry? China kick people so much, trying not to be found a score of Yu Qian : do you cross : domestic those strikers, usually playing their own people into a joy of God, one and all foreign teams playing into a eunuch, and not be shot Yu Qian : that's not playing football striker abroad? cross : you don't really have a kick in the United Kingdom, called Dong Zhuo Yu Qian : Dong Zhuo also have Riboud?? cross : this is on the ball xiaodong, but his perennial abroad, do not understand the domestic situation, did not give the team leadership gifts, coaches are not willing to take him to play Yu Qian : Hi! cross : Watch the day getting closer, Chairman of the urgent is to hold heart-Flex liver, baihuo medicine ten pounds 20 pounds by eating Yu Qian : What photo-taking medicine pipe Ah, hurry up to it cross : at the same time, do not know who put my game video to him. Chea President at my goal highlights, pleased with something: this is China's team mates, the ability to grasp the opportunity in front of how strong! into the ball do not celebrate, also special calm too like a striking killer 　　 Yu Qian! : he didn't see you into the own goal? cross : what he knows that it Yu Qian : this level is also terribly time Chairman of the point cross : Xie President a happy, large hands and waved: quickly put this high people find me, let him when national Olympic team's striker! Yu Qian : really monkey! cross : I can find out before you go, national Olympic team's head coach is a foreigner, not necessarily understand Chinese, I seize the time to learn a few words of English Yu Qian : quite a mind cross : the national team, I find it everywhere, is unable to find the old man Yu Qian : why? cross : I also wonder why, ask a teammate: Hey, I have the foreign coach? Yu Qian : what did he say? cross : don't mention it, don't mention it. Now teams inside keep saying this. I heard a woman journalist bullying to Yu Qian caught up: this is what coach Ah this is.　　 Cross : talk between the races ahead to the Yu Qian : is cross : play the first field, New Zealand, our whole team and are confident Yu Qian : what? cross : this New Zealand, is a amateur team, the team added a piece on the two remaining players, who have the repair, sell bananas, fishing Yu Qian : zapai forces cross : you said that I' But I couldn't get into their 4, 5 ... Yu Qian: don't blow cross : play together, is not found. This help Sun played better than us Yu Qian : you can't say they are amateur team? cross : Yeah, who bid to amateur football is so good. Not only technical, physical and also the special foot Yu Qian : say? cross : I stand in their area of 80 minutes, representing me tired Ah Yu Qian : stood still tired Ah cross : their two guards took such a long time, and effort in the chat Yu Qian : all about? cross : saner, your fruit stall business? Yu Qian : saner? foreigners has called this name? the saner say? cross : don't mention it, had business is good, what non-let me participate in the Olympic Games, the delay Yu Qian : losses are not small cross : I heard that, I give gas. Too patriotic! you see me, for the sake of flagflying, are more than a month didn't go to the sauna a Yu Qian : you no where to cross : was just past education education they, the ball is coming. Me happy broke Yu Qian : are you happy? cross : this is my first house ball Yu Qian : light stands in front of the time playing cross: I looked up front left saner a person Yu Qian : other people? cross : goalkeeper and two other Defender aside doudizhu? Yu Qian : playing cards! cross : I a pecking grinding, hard hitting the Red certainly not, but people here. Only circumvent, Yu Qian cannot storm: what do you think did not Ah?　　 Cross : I cried for a saner, saner hear I shouted out, running even faster than a rabbit! Yu Qian : you cried? cross: City – pipe-to-! Yu Qian : Hi, it seems that the New Zealand city managers usually aren't civility cross : has the next but you Yu Qian : good opportunities, quickly shoot it cross : to you, I took three minutes Yu Qian : you also aiming for so long? what foot method, I can play it! cross: forbid you insult us men's soccer team! Yu Qian : originally, it cross : on this you, I shot the ball — into! Yu Qian : no longer into the blind cross : Ah this put me to the beauty of it. Team-mates are all very excited, ran over me to cling Yu Qian : finally into balls, can't get excited cross : congratulations, degang, congratulations. Took a prize must treat, Ah yu Qian : full mental note that cross : I can have famous, newspaper, television is my name. Walking in the street without looking at me. Go, everyone quickly leave me five meters above the sea level, expressed my dear Yu Qian : big guy that is behind you? cross : before I wake up from the Bliss in the second game started Yu Qian : second field and who? cross : Belgium. Ah this game play of that name is a tragic, with war-like Yu Qian : as for me cross : Belgium that help players too much play in the US and in a half-Ah Yu Qian : is your level is too time! cross : take me to the gas is broken, in our arena also dare to run amuck? I teach them! Yu Qian : you want to do Ah cross : before I release, our team can have a person holding still Yu Qian :? cross : small Tan Yu Qian: small Tan are? cross play small Tan: before, the Shaolin Temple stay over a period of time. The priesthood is missing after a previous in those days, often a man stood looking at the direction of Mount song, called Tan Wang song. , 　　 Yu Qian : still a will work with cross : small Tan heart said you help Belgium players too oppressed people to give you some color to see you do not know who owns the site! Yu Qian : How do you like Black community! cross : a small Tan smote him ran over to the other players, a foot "juehu leg" kick past the Yu Qian : what Kung Fu Ah, how to look so scary? cross : the player immediately, let alone lying straight hem, other players have scared enough to choke. Main referee also frightened, very respectful of the little Tan sent on rest Yu Qian : is sent off it! don't say itA,? cross : results? Hmm! Belgium and collusion, the referee is shameless won our Yu Qian : who's shameless! red card very kind, pull out shoot five minutes too much Ah cross : final game, we ushered in Brazil Yu Qian : Wow, this is the world's top teams cross : but we are not afraid of Ah Yu Qian : that is, your team before fear over who cross : instead, watch our Brazil and Belgium's game videos are frightened. I heard that Brazil coach also especially raised the bar slogan Yu Qian : what slogan? cross : only retaining good possession of the ball in order to protect the good ground ball 　　 Yu Qian : this is not fake cross : Brazil that help players are worried that the fear of being abandoned, revert affected his career Yu Qian : what should we do? cross : you don't really have a fear of death Yu Qian : who cross : Pato, heard? Yu Qian : heard of Ah, people in AC Milan Football cross : small paddy young Ah do not know how evil and lakes. A look at team-mates melancholy with something, a clap chest: play with the Chinese team, I own it, you don't have to! others hear very happy, asked a few words would have went to a bar drinking Yu Qian : later? cross : the bar open TV, Ah, Ah, so the Pato opening five minutes even after 11 people broke into a ball Yu Qian : you can't everyone against 11 people one person? cross : Brazil squad, the downlink, no problem, turned off the television began to drink. After one and a half hours, Pato dumps back Yu Qian : Wow, why? cross : Ronaldinho asked: what's the Hato? I think you play Ah Yu Qian : Pato say? cross : Hey, don't mention it, 1: 2. Ronaldinho hastened to comfort him: nothing Ah brother, 1 hit play into this nice 11 Ah yu Qian : quite good! Pato say? cross : you do not know Ah boss, I was stuck on Ah Yu Qian : stuck on? cross : I just got into the ball, just fine for me! Yu Qian :?!